Your Go-To McDonald’s Order Based on Your Zodiac Sign

It's dinner time and you're craving fast food—but what should you order? Let the stars decide your next McDonald's meal, whether you're a fiery Aries or a sweet Pisces.

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Your Go-To McDonald’s Order Based on Your Zodiac Sign
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Oreo McFlurry

Aries: Oreo McFlurry

March 21 – April 19

The fieriest of the fire signs, you need something to cool down your bold personality, Aries. And an icy cold Oreo McFlurry will do just that. And we have no doubt Aries will love the very similar Oreo Fudge McFlurry. You can also make your own dreamy, creamy milkshake at home with one of these over-the-top recipes.

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Apple Pie

Taurus: Apple Pie

April 20 – May 20

If you had a life motto, Taurus, it would probably be “treat yourself.” And because you’re someone who loves to indulge in the finer things, you’re most likely to go the dessert-before-dinner route with a gooey McDonald’s apple pie.

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McDonald's chicken nuggets
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Gemini: Chicken Nuggets

May 21 – June 20

Social butterfly that you are, there’s rarely a moment when you aren’t surrounded by other people (being the life of the party, as usual!). So, just like these crowd-pleasing recipes, a box of McNuggets is perfect for sharing with all your friends—the bigger the box, the better!

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McDonald's fries
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Cancer: Fries

June 21 – July 22

Forget the salads and smoothies—you’re all about the comfort food (like these deliciously heartwarming dishes!). So you can’t go wrong with an order of the salty, crispy, crave-worthy fries that McDonald’s is so well-known for.

P.S.You can even make your own—and more—with one of these McDonald’s copycats.

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McDonald's filet-o-fish
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Leo: Filet-o-Fish

July 23 – August 22

Ordering a fish sandwich from a burger joint? That’s a move as bold as you are, Leo. But surprisingly, the fresh fish sandwich (smothered in cheese and tartar sauce) is actually the most popular non-burger sandwich order at McDonald’s!

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Double Cheeseburger

Virgo: Double Cheeseburger

August 23 – September 22

When it comes to your drive-thru order, Virgo, you need something that’s as no-nonsense and to-the-point as you are. Enter the classic double cheeseburger—after all, how can you go wrong with the original McDonald’s meal?

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Grilled Chicken Sandwich

Libra: Grilled Chicken Sandwich

September 23 – October 22

Your sign is the scales for a reason—you love balance. Hence, why your go-to order should be the grilled chicken sandwich. You’ll satisfy that craving for a juicy fast-food sandwich yet still be opting for a more nutritious alternative (all the lean protein! none of the artificial preservatives!).

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Egg Mcmuffin
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Scorpio: Egg McMuffin

October 23 – November 21

You’re a passionate person, Scorpio—and if there’s one thing we’re all super passionate about, it’s that breakfast is definitely a meal that’s meant to be enjoyed all day long. And what’s better for BFD (that’s breakfast for dinner, FYI) than the beloved Egg McMuffin?

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Big Mac

Sagittarius: Big Mac

November 22 – December 21

Of all the signs, you’re the most loyal, Sagittarius. And that applies to all areas of your life—including your fast food preferences. So naturally, you stick with the tried-and-true Big Mac, which is arguably the most iconic of all McDonald’s orders.

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McDonald's salad
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Capricorn: Salad

December 22 – January 19

You’re a lot of things, Capricorn, but lazy isn’t one of them. You are always on the move. So you need a meal that will fuel you through your busy days—like a McDonald’s salad packed with good-for-you nutrients, fiber, and protein. (It’s one of the most underrated items on the menu!)

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Aquarius: McGriddle

January 20 – February 18

The only thing more creative than you, adventurous Aquarius, is this McDonald’s specialty. Made with bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiched between two fluffy maple pancakes, it’s the perfect combination of salty and sweet. Sounds like someone we know…

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Pisces: Hotcakes

February 19 – March 20

The two words most often used to describe you (sweet and well-liked) are also used to describe your perfect McDonald’s meal: hotcakes, of course. And while they’re delicious on their own, we bet that the water sign that you are loves drowning them in maple syrup. Yum!

Regardless of zodiac sign, if you’re interested in free McDonald’s for life this McDonald’s gold card will do the trick.

Amanda Tarlton
As both a freelance lifestyle writer and editor for a national teen magazine, Amanda spends most of her time creating #content. In those (rare) moments when she's not at her desk typing furiously, she's likely teaching a hot yoga class, reading the latest chick-lit or baking a batch of her famous scones.